Pigs can Fly!

Well, almost. But look at the headlines at CNN. They're actually reporting about something other than daily body counts:

Iraq exit could spell disaster, experts warn

With the debate heating up over the withdrawal of U.S. forces in Iraq, CNN analysts and other observers warn of the potential consequences of leaving too soon: an international terror hub for al Qaeda, extreme sectarian violence and the potential for a larger regional conflict that draws in Saudi Arabia, Iran and others.

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UPDATE:

In an effort to convince the world of their intent to never die, and to stay in Iraq forever with endless numbers, the insurgency (with near-impenetrable armor-plated skin) has taken on the name of "Reptilicus".